The Great T-Shirt Split
In a daring morning heist, a royal courtier stole the only blue tunic, sparking a continent‑wide fashion crisis.
Absurd Historical Timeline
Moon Landing of the Rubber Chicken
NASA’s mission to deliver a rubber chicken to the lunar surface, apparently because the astronauts missed their sandwiches.
The Internet Forgets Its Password
A global outage occurs when the world’s first password, “letmein”, becomes too common and is revoked by the ancient servers.
The Great Emoji Uprising
Emoji emojis stage a peaceful protest demanding more representation of socks and chai lattes on smartphones worldwide.
