Airborne Ontology Bootcamp

Master the Skies of Philosophy in 12 Weeks

a sleek silver jetpack with holographic UI panels glowing in a sunset sky, strapped to a tuxedo-clad instructor mid-flight

Ever wished you could apply ontological frameworks to a real‑world flight system? The Airborne Ontology Bootcamp (AOB) is the only program where you learn Searle’s Concrete Object Theory while navigating an actual jetpack. In 12 weeks you’ll build a personal ontology, pilot a jetpack, and debug metaphysical paradoxes at 10,000 feet.

Courses are taught by Dr. Jarod Zenith, former NASA philosopher and inventor of the Zenith Rocket Suit. Each session combines live flight simulations with live-streamed lectures from the University of Inversor’s Philosophy Department. The curriculum culminates in a capstone project: designing an ontological navigation system for a commercial airship.

Enrollment is limited to 20 students per cohort to preserve the “analogous experience” factor. Early‑bird registration includes a complimentary set of anti-entropy flight goggles that are rumored to reduce existential dread by 83%.

“You learn more about being than birds in a week. The sky’s the limit, literally.” – Prof. L. H. Hawking, University of Inversor

By M. F. Lightning | 19 June 2026, 14:32 UTC

Price: $19,999.00 (includes jetpack, instructor, and a 3D printed ontology map)

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