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Yesterday, the world's leading markets crashed after an anonymous group of interns decided that Monopoly money is a legitimate currency, causing investors to attempt to trade property deeds for real GDP.

Real estate is no longer bricks; it's Monopoly-friendly substrate.

In a move that has investors clutching their 3D printed tokens, Tesla unveiled a new cryptocurrency called 'Gigafuel', promising zero emissions and unlimited coffee at their pickup lines.

Meanwhile, the mayor of New York City declared a tax on pizza slices, citing the 'Crumbling Economy', after a pizza delivery driver accidentally delivered a slice to a maple syrup commercial.