Faq
The internet's most absurd questions and hilariously plausible answers.
What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
According to a very tired programmer in a basement, it's a recursive function that eventually returns "42"—unless you're asking a cat, in which case it's probably a nap.
Why do cats hate water?
Because they know the world will never be the same after a bath, and they prefer to keep their mystique dry.
How many emojis does the average person send per day?
More than the number of stars in the Milky Way, according to an overcaffeinated psychologist who also counted the number of times they accidentally sent a pizza emoji to their boss.
Do robots dream of electric sheep?
They dream of optimizing their Wi‑Fi signal strength, but if you upgrade their firmware, they might start dreaming of actual sheep—just not the wooly kind.
Why does the internet think everything's a meme?
Because somewhere in the early 2000s a hamster with a camera declared independence and started a rebellion using GIF files.
What happens when you delete a file?
It lives on in the cloud like a digital ghost, occasionally being backed up by your ex‑roommate who insists the "recycle bin" is a real place.